Texas 56, Oklahoma State 35
Even though I saw it with my own eyes, it's still hard to believe the Longhorns erased a four-touchdown deficit to not only beat, but totally decimate a nationally ranked
TX 0 - OSU 7 "Better pass the flask, I'm starting to 'stober' up."
TX 7 - OSU 7 "That's a relief, now if we could only get OSU to turn down the wattage on their uniforms. That clown Les Miles looks like he ought to be on the side of highway picking up trash."
TX 7 - OSU 14 "Touchdown Morency? What, did we just let the lead singer of Smiths score on us? What the 'fire-truck' is going on around here? How could we be losing. Oh, I know what's wrong...I forgot to pee in my lucky urinal. Let's hope there's a little piece of the pink cake left."
TX 7 - OSU 21 "For crying out loud, are we playing the Sooners again? Greg
TX 7 - OSU 28 "Doh!"
TX 7 - OSU 35 "Dear Lord, I know that you are very busy and I haven't exactly been a regular at church lately, but if you could maybe do one of those 'Angels in the Outfield" things with the Horns and maybe help them play a little better, I'd really, really, REALLY APPRECIATE IT."
TX 14 - OSU 35 "Holy shitake mushrooms, there really is a God. AL-LE-LU-IA!!!"
TX 21 - OSU 35 "Can this really be happening? I can't watch. But then again, it's like the scrambled Spice channel, for some reason I can't look away. If only DJ and the defense can get a couple of 3 & Outs. Please, please, please."
TX 28 - OSU 35 "WILL YOU PROTECT THIS HOUSE???? WE WILL, WE WILL, WE WILL!!!"
TX 35 - OSU 35 "Damn, that Ramonce Taylor is so fast Jumbotron couldn't catch him. I love it, I love it, I love it. Can you feel that OSU, huh, can you? Yeah Cowboys, you mess with the bull, you get the Horns."
TX 42 - OSU 35 "Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Benson...he is trampling all the Cowboys and now the Horns are winnin'..."
TX 49 - OSU 35 I...like...football at DKR, the state with the Lone Star, hangin' with the Horns and...comeback wins...and Greg Davis, I LOVE YOU TOO!!!"
TX 56 - OSU 35 "Vince, you complete me. I am not worthy, I am not worthy. I do not believe what I just saw...the greatest comeback in the history of
THE NEXT GAME
This Saturday, the Horns travel to
With apologies to Kansas (the rock group)...
Carry on Mangino son,
there'll be no pizza when you are gone,
Lay your weary chins to rest
Don't you eat no more
For those of you (Flying Longhorns) thinking about going up for the game (you can talk the talk, but can you rock the chalk) this weekend, I'd recommend
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Tell me you didn't leave the OSU game early?"
"No, but I did start to walk out at halftime."
"Yeah, me too. Did that TD right before the half make you stay?"
"No, the Nachos did.