Texas 46, Mizzou 12
"the orange poncho"
Dark cloud from the East-
pig slipping in the mud.
sky getting darker,
Wind, rage, pain, Rain.
safe under the orange poncho.
"There once was a team from
by Grand Master 54B
There once was a team from
Whose tiger was not all that frisky,
They whimpered in pain,
as it was starting to rain,
Cuz their tiger was just a big pussy.
If you were unable to bare witness to the tropical depression that enveloped Royal-Memorial Stadium on Saturday and you want to see highlights from the game, I suggest you stuff your cat in a toilet and flush it. Of course 54b does not condone animal cruelty ? I was just trying to give the reader an accurate portrayal of what happened when the rain came and the Horns opened up a can of cat nip on those hair balls from
The Longhorns are now 5-2 and look pretty solid as long as they maintain their momentum and the defense keeps the opponent off the scoreboard in the first quarter. For some reason the Horns have not been able to just play. They're like an internal combustion engine that desperately needs that little spark to get started: Applewhite coming in against La-la, the cheap shot on
As far as I'm concerned, Baylor is a nice way of saying bye-week and I'm not even sure Al Gore's fuzzy math could configure the score of this week's game against the “
It's Parent's Weekend and the gang will be commiserating on the corner with their annual philanthropy project by setting up a shelter stocked with beer for coeds who get separated from their fathers. Just look for the sign, it reads "LOST AND POUND". Oh the benevolent are we.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"What do you think about the Horns' chances against the Tigers today""I don't know, they didn't look to good on Sega"