Texas 27, Kansas 23
One week after making the greatest comeback win in
THE HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO-CRIT
No doubt the offensive pass interference call against the Jayhawks with time running out in the 4th quarter was bogus and kept
- Why the Horns were flagged for nearly 100 more yards of penalties (including a 15-yarder for taunting after a stadium vendor yelled "HOT DOGS" behind Mangino and the
- Why the refs consistently awarded
- Why the Jayhawks were in the wrong defense when
- And speaking of inexplicable phenomena, I'd like to ask Mr. Mangioplasty just how in the world of modern medical miracles did the paramedics ever find the vein in his forearm to start the cream-filling IV and prevent him from having a heart attack while coaching the latter parts of that game? Most of us were stressed out of our minds just watching it.
Ironically, perhaps the most damaging evidence against Mangino's accusations is the simple fact that given the present standings and Bowl Championship Series rules, the Longhorns would not be invited to a BCS Bowl whether they beat the Jayhawks or not.
THE NEXT GAME
The fighting farmers of Aggieland invade
Back by unpopular demand, I give you...
"The Thanksgiving Song" (if Adam Sandler were a Longhorn)
Love...to...beat Aggies. Love to beat A-a-a-gies!!!
Love to beat Aggies cause it's good,
love to beat Aggies like a good Horn should,
'cause they're Aggies....they whoop...how rude
Aggies lost three,
Their offense stinks, so does the Wrecking Crew
Love to beat those Aggies from
Freshmen report to Fish camp for indoctrination.
Aggies like to stand all game long,
Aggie-faggie foo and Aggie-faggie fat,
A&M once had an LB whose name was Dat.
Thanksgiving is a special night,
If you yell
Aggies have a coach, Franchione is his name,
Can't believe the Aggies lost the Baylor game,
Watching the game, drinking a Bud,
can't believe Old Sarge looks like Elmer Fudd.
Offense, Defense, we just can't lose,
I bet Vincent Young wears Superman Underroos
Aggies on the run from dawn to early morn',
It'll never be over till Gabriel blows his horn.
Beat those Aggies - put'em 6 feet deep,
Poor Aggies like to fornicate with their sheep,
A&M's uniforms are maroon and white,
Oh, Aggies in the corps are called the noble men of Kyle,
But they're about as close to real soldiers as Gomer Pyle
Gobble gobble goo and gobble gobble Gig'em,
I don't like those Aggies and I hope we beat'em
Oh, Texas loves to beat Aggies on Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgiving everybody.
Kick-off against Texas A&M (Agronomy Final) is set for 2:30pm at Royal Memorial (Swaying Strictly Prohibited). So if you Longhorn faithful (Anti-Aggites) can manage to wake up after all that Turkey (Triptophane gravy train), stop on by the tailgate (el puerto esta ajar) where Whitteomore and the Gang (Purveyors o'pork) will have their own assortment of meats (a veritable carn-icopia) from the grill available for your consumption (G-eat some!). And please (ooh, he said the magic word) don't forget to donate a couple of bucks for the effort (it's Thanksgiving, not Thanks-taking).
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"Whoa, who is that big guy?"
"It's the Kansas Coach, he's upset about the game."
"Well, he'll feel better when he eats something."