Texas 50, A&M 20
"Slocum's gone" (to the tune of "Delia's gone" by Johnny Cash)
Slocum, oh, Slocum
Slocum just got canned
If they hadn't have fired poor Slocum
They couldn't have stolen big Fran
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
I went down to
And watched ol' Slocum turn red
Found him at the stadium
Getting taken behind the woodshed
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
He was married to the run
Never liked to pass
Kind of offense makes you wonder
How'd he ever last
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
Last time I saw him
He was looking old and tired
And after that he got fired
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
But Scheduler, oh, Scheduler
Scheduler, Mack can't sleep
'Cause Fran's coming to the Big XII
And he hears the patter of Reggie's feet
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
So if your glad ol' Slocum's gone
After coaching his last game
Just remember one thing's for certain
The Big XII will never be the same
Slocum's gone, one last game
Slocum's gone
RC-YA LATER
If you count the records over the last decade or so, you'll note that tied for third place with Mack Brown for the most NCAA Division I wins since 1990 is none other than one RC Slocum. The man has devoted more than half his life to Texas A&M, first as an assistant coach then taking the head coaching reins 13 years ago and leading the Aggies to four conference championships, including the Big XII crown in 1998. Yet despite all his accomplishments, he was fired...and rather unceremoniously at that. And so it goes in the world of big time college football—win and you're in, lose and you cruise. Now don't get me wrong, I don't disagree with the Aggies decision to replace RC. The Big XII has gotten much more competitive over the last couple of years, especially in the South division, and Texas A&M was in danger of falling to a second or third tier conference team if they haven't already. A change was necessary for the Aggies to move forward, and Franchione was tapped to stem the tide (no pun intended, but strangely appropriate). With Fran at the helm, the Aggies probably won't miss a beat in recruiting as he'll be able to pick up where he left off when used to recruit for TCU. I also look for the Aggies to be a much-improved team next year when considering the undeniable talent waiting in the wings. And regardless of whether it takes Fran one year or five, one thing's for certain, the Big XII South just got a whole lot tougher as if it wasn't tough enough already. Consider this: no Big XII South team finished the season with less than two conference losses and most of those losses were to teams in their own division.
50-20
Despite the lopsided victory over the Aggies, it's fairly obvious the Horns are still an unbalanced team. The injury stricken UT defense played inspired, but the outcome probably had more to do with the six Aggie turnovers rather than the effort put forth. Offensively, Simms and the receivers bailed out an ineffective running game again. With three Aggie turnovers inside the 30 in the first quarter alone, the best
COTTON BOWL
Deloss Dodds and Mack Brown both issued statements to the press explaining how excited they were to be playing LSU in the Cotton Bowl. I realize they had to do so for political reasons, but why would a top ten, 10-2 team that was at the doorstep of playing in a BCS bowl against some of the best competition in the land be excited about playing an unranked, 8-4 LSU team that, with the exception of a miracle play at Kentucky and a mercy win over Ole Miss, should be 6-6 right now. To me, this is a lose-lose situation for the Horns. If they win, then everyone says, big deal, UT beat an unranked team. If the Horns lose, then the critics dismiss UT's season all together. Add to it the fact that the game will kick-off at 10am on New Years Day and the weather in
As for LSU, it will depend on what team shows up. They've endured some costly injuries to their starting QB and running back this year but they could be healthy by the bowl game. The Tigers had their moments this year, including a lopsided win over
UNPREDICTABLE PREDICTION
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